DO WOMEN LOVE MEN ???
THE BEST WAY TO TELL that men are the toughest creatures n the face of the earth is that they have survived for two and a half billion years without love from the other side, which is women.
They have survived this absence of love , often replaced with outright dislike, for a powerful reason.
The poor fool can't go anywhere else. What does it matter if the woman doesn't like him? What is he going to do? He can't live by himself.
Could you live by yourself?
If you can't live with one woman who doesn't like you, all you do is go out and find another woman who doesn't like you.
Do you think that Hillary Clinton has a wildfire of love at all times for Bill Clinton ?
I don't.
Do you think that my wife, Ronnie Eldridge, is breathless at the sight of me?
I don't.
Do you think that my friend Glendale's wife stays awake all night, with no sleep under her eyelids, because she misses hi wit and merriment?
He doesn't.
MAN STARTED with woman by bashing her over the head and dragging her by hair back to his cave. Today you can go to jail for doing that.
WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO be , a loner sitting in the diner/" Klein the lawyer asked one day. He was in search of a woman. It all started years before in a bar on Queens Boulevard on a Sunday afternoon. It happened on this day that the Super Bowl was on and Kleinfeld who has never been to a game in his life, asked who was playing. Everybody there told him it was a high school championship game between Flushing High and Adams High.
"Oh, John Adams is in Ozone Park," Klein said. "I have to root for them. I got a lot of business in the 101st Avenue."
The moment she walked in, Klein was in love.
He was in love because she looked exactly like his wife at home. She had short hair and slightly protruding teeth,. He nearly fell off the barstool as he made room for her.
"We're watching the city championship," Klein told her. "It's the greatest."
"Oh , great," she said. She didn't know who was playing either. Therefore, they had hours to spend with each other, and by the day's end they were holding hands at the bar, and Klein the lawyer went home and got in a fight with his wife, and broke up.
In doing this , he broke all the rules. My friend Harriet Newman Cohen, who is a big divorce lawyer , says, " It seems more civilised for divorcing couples to live separately during the process. However if my client is breadwinning husband, I usually won't let him move out. My experience is that he will lose valuable bargaining power and make it take that much longer to negotiate a settlement."
Klein, having made the mistake of leaving home first, paid double. He had to pay his wife. Then he had to marry his second one. Eventually she was cold as rain to him. Then , in true male form, he met another girl who had short dark hair and slightly protruding teeth and may even have liked him , at first.
He fell in love with her immediately. Soon, he was going to marry her. He felt secure in doing this because marrying somebody new. He actually was safe because his third wife looked exactly like his second wife, who looked exactly like his first wife. And in each case, he had a woman under the roof whom he could not live without.
Then it happened that Klein got into a small jackpot, federal, which means taxes, and he was sent on a limited vacation to some air-force base in the Florida panhandle where they had a small detention center. His law partners paid for the third wife's plane ticket to Florida.
"How was Klein?" they asked her when she returned.
"I didn't see him this trip," she said. "I went to see my mother in Miami."
The next time they gave her a non-refundable ticket that took her first to the hometown of the prison cam and then to Miami for the parents.
So she had to visit him. they sat together at the picnic table. "Its too hot here," she said. "I want to go back to the hotel. It's got air conditioning."
And she did. This only had Klein more breathless when he got home.
"I am going to buy love," he said. He bought her a new car. She drove away alone everyday. He bought her a diamond bracelet. Which was the last thing he saw, the diamond bracelet flashing on her wrist as she opened the car door and got in and drove off to see her lawyer.
Klein did what he was supposed to. After three wives he was broke. He moved into a studio apartment and hung around diners, looking for a woman with short dark hair, protruding teeth, and modest tastes.
Source : Esquire
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